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| Examining anthropological
finds requires extremely close scrutiny. Every inch of every detail must
be thoroughly investigated and meticulously executed. Reconstructing artifacts
and the nuances of life as it existed hundreds and thousands of years ago
is not only a science, but also an art! Once the evidence is collected,
strict analysis and synthesis give way to creative skill. Improvisation
leads to wonderful discoveries. An open mind is the only way to approach
the recreation of a civilization. As you can see below, Professor Rheingold
of The Mind Shaft Society is deeply immersed in the Bamboodu Civilization.
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| The Bamboodus existed
from maximizing the utilization of the native bamboo plants that covered
Inspiration Island. Among the species of extinct bamboo plants, bamboo fruit
is similar to the bread fruit Captain Bligh was sent to collect to nourish
the British Empire. Bamboo fruit provided abundant nourishment sustaining
the Bamboodu civilization for hundreds of years. The Mind Shaft Society
discovered the unfortunate reason for the fruit's extinction was that it
succumbed to a mold turning the life sustaining nutrients into a stimulating
psychedelic. Indeed, the Bamboodus were a very turned on civilization. It
is now surmised to be the root of their inspiration as you see Professor
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Dr. Really? displays
a magnificent find
which is the Bamboodus were far ahead of the their time. They ground the
bamboo into pulp combining it with varying degrees of Inspiration Island
volcanic ash to manufacture the equivalent of modern day paper and cardboard.
Using the same technique Dr. Really? directed The Mind Shaft Society recreation
of the Bambish, once prominent on Inspiration Island, and used in Inspiration
Rituals.
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| Above, Dr. Bill assists
Dr. Fabio in the painstaking reconstruction of an unnamed flower species.
The lush tropical atmosphere stimulated the growth of enormous varieties.
Bamboo fiber provides the base from which this fabrication is recreated.
The exotic nature of the plants provided much stimulation for the fertile
imaginations of these two great investigators. Dr. Fabio's research into
the nature and essence of the Inspiration Island plant species is generating
much attention in Nobel circles. |
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The
Mind Shaft Society was compelled to call upon the expertise of Dr. Fasman
when the discovery of unknown plant varieties were discovered. It was
Dr. Fasman's expert knowledge and thorough examination that resulted in
the discovery that certain bamboo species were indeed the source of inspiration
among the Bamboodu civilization. Using genetic decoding on Hal 9000 computers
calculating at the rate of thirty nine thousand terabytes per split second,
Dr. Fasman found the common link binding bamboo to the ability to inspire.
The complex genetic code was somewhat baffling at first until Dr. Fasman
innocently ingested some bambish, a mild stimulant used by the Bambozo
High Priests during inspiration rituals. The euphoric state enabled Dr.
Fasman's inspiration to solve the genetic riddle.
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This
is the microsopic view of the bamboo genetic code Dr. Fasman first witnessed
that resulted in his inspiration. He turned to Dr. Rheingold slapping himself
on the forehead demanding to paint his shoes on the spot. |
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| The Octopuses' garden
of earthly delights had some unusual flowers which The Mind Shaft Society
is attempting to recreate under the expert direction of Dr. Fabio. A source
of beauty, the flowers provided the color that dominated the civilization.
Vibrant colors provided intense visual stimulation for the Bamboodus fertile
imaginations. Dr. Fabio theorizes the flowers were a source of nourishment
that enabled the enhancement of the Bamboodus creativity. |
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Doctors Sly and Fasman
are applying a layer of adhesive devised by Dr. Sly that not only bonds
quickly, but allows for the reconstitution of the thought process as one
fabricates. Dr. Sly warns not to masticate during this process because
saliva will reduce the bonding nature of the adhesive.
The Bamboodus ritualized
their entire existence. Masks were integral in daily life elaborating
the vast range of emotions and thought. It is surmised the surrealistic
nature of masks enhanced the collective Bamboodu consciousness to the
extent that none of the Bamboodus eventually were able to recognize one
another.
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They
conducted their daily affairs behind a variety of masks depending on the
task or need.

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| The husband and wife
team of Dr. Bill and Dr. Sly are The Mind Shaft Society resident mask experts.
Having spent their entire anthropological careers disguising themselves
as intelligence operatives, they have gained vast insight through their
ability to infiltrate any area on the earth to research their perceptions.
Their work is the intense study of the origin of civilizations. We often
do not recognize them when they arrive at the work area! |
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